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  • Chaffnz

    God bless her!

  • Gazzaw

    And the republicans would have us ditch her and risk getting the Klarkenfuhrer as president when she’s done with the UN. The monarchy may not be perfect but who fancies a labour or greens appointed president?  

    • Thorn

      Socialists hate the constitutional monarchy even more than vampires hate sunshine. If it came to a referendum, more people are likely to vote to retain the monarch than for any political party.

  • BD

    She really is just a nice old Nana that likes to use a shotgun occasionally.

    • Boss Hogg

      It is her hubbies sense of humour that I like.