Face of the Day

At Britomart Thursday afternoon as I was leaving who should park in front of me but Mark Bryers. Driving nothing less than a 2011 Audi RS6 (a cool $250k+) – Is this one of the fast cars that Pork Chop was talking about?

His wheels are worth almost 8 times more than the fines he was handed down!

I wonder if he drives to his community service in the RS6? I bet none of the investors he ripped off are driving luxury European cars.

I must say though, that I nearly didn’t recognise him because he has lost so much weight, I wonder if he is back on the Vitamins…C, O, K, and E with a bit Vitamin P chucked in.


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  • Unbelievable!

    He has lost a lot of weight – and has aged as well.

    Still as foul as ever though.

    I wonder if the Justice Department knows he is back? Last i heard he had not paid one cent of his fines or done his measley few hours ( i got more hours for dog fines than he got for stealing millions off the elderly) of community service!?!

    • Phar Lap

      Let us not forget he is untouchable.NZ judicial system is full of activist judges ,who see no wrong with thieves, cutthroats and vagabonds. Can anyone remember the last time the judges gave a sentence to suit the crime.

      • Gazzaw

        Sometimes I wonder whether there are judges that are a tad worse than activist.

      • Nope.

        At least the brothels in Auckland have something to celebrate with his return!

      • So have all his assets, house cars, boats, family trust, credit cards and bank accounts been seized? If not why not – thought police treatment of Kim Dotcom might have been a fantastic new white collar crime precedent.

  • Whafe

    This shit happens, because this here country has no punishment & accountability for shit bags taking from innocent people. Until this changes, get used to this…

    Oh and don’t hold your breath for change ;)

    • SalaciousTCrumb

      Totally agree – the judicial process is incredibly weak on fradulent activity despite the very real carnage it creates.

  • Pedro

    Classic… Vitamin P

  • naylor

    You can run but you can’t hide

  • McV

    A wonderfull advert for the first maori billionaire !

  • Gazzaw

    No doubt on his way to his waterfront apartment. He wasn’t there to catch a train!