Happy Valentines Darling

When we met at university I used to make audio tapes by copying my favourite songs and sending them to you.

This song was one of our favourites back then…more than 25 years ago…I sent you this because the first thing I noticed about you when we first met was your beautiful sparkling eyes:

Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen


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  • Cactus Kate

    My only question is how long it takes her after she reads it to……ughhhhmmm

  • Blokeintakapuna

    My gal brought me a 6 month gym membership for Xmas – so I thought the least I could do would be to keep within the theme of the gifts, so for Valentines Day I brought her a “Thigh Master” … Nek Minute….

    • Steve (North Shore)

      That is the second time this evening beer has come out my nose!

  • Magoo

    Good song that one, one of Elton’s best.

  • Hey Whaloil – hope you realise the under the ACTA agreement our government signed up to last year, once ratified, you can be arrested for doing that? – bring back the good old days I say…..

    • Yeah shows how long it has been going on for…haven’t noticed them all going out of bidness

  • guest

    BIT brilliant!!!!!!!!
     I nearly spilt my beer everywhere…….nearly.