Quote of the Day

From Miss Whaleoil (13), I have no idea where she got it from:

Dad, you know that there is no such thing as winners and losers, just winners and people who aren’t them


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  • kiwikevNZ

    from school, “losers” is a banned word in the namby pamby education system, lol

  • Johnboy

    How did she get access to David Shearers emails?

    Chip off the old block eh!

  • Anonymous

    Was she being sarcastic? If so good on her. If not this is pretty typical of the public school system.

    • Spanishbride

       She is our daughter so yes she was being sarcastic. Both our teens mastered irony and sarcasm while still in nappies ;)