Shanghai Penguins?

Shanghai penguins, pensions, brown elephants, and cellarellerisation….

Winston is back.

And he’s pissed, either that or his gums have shrunk a bit and his false teeth are too big for his mouth.

What I want to know is what David Farrar has been doing in Shanghai? And is NZ First recruit pensioners from Shanghai now to shore up their thin numbers?

What does a Shanghai Penguin look like?

 


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  • kevin

    and we’re paying him ffs!

  • Hakim of phut

    Shanghai penguins are  bit like the  Kiwi cops with spare time on their hands and PMs with spare time   to mince down a catwalk

    •  Is that the best you can come up with HoP? What a sad person you are…are you really Winston Peters?

    • Gazzaw

      …….and trolls who try to be humorous but their posts are about as funny as a cup of cold vomit.

      • Hakim of phut

        So there is a higher standard  for Mps than PMs ?
        Peters can out speak Key anyday, but if you want to get in the gutter my second name is cesspit

  • Mattyman

    watch that wig winny

  • naylor

    Winston must have been thinking of the penguin at the time and was confused by his recent trip to Africa, thinking that David’s photos were from China. The penguin is very well traveled.

  • Troy

    I’m looking forward to the day Lockwood kicks him out – makes for showing winnies true colours. So the rumour Lockwood may be off at the end of the year?  Hope not, I can’t identify anyone near as clever as Lockwood in the Speakers role – let’s just hope Ross Robertson isn’t appointed – far too omnipotent, i’ll tell a story one day when he was on an airforce aircraft where I had a run-in with him – another day.

    • Thorn

      Look forward to it.

  • He used a word like this in a video I watched recently (whilst trying to figure out if NZ First had some economic policy), from Otago University vote chat. It sounded like “Cinderellarised”. 

    I still don’t really know what it means. 

  • STEVE AND MONIQUE

    MMP strikes again.When will someone find a system that stops idiots like this getting back.As for those who think he is “the Man’,get help,you poor misguided fools.

    • Guestosterone

      its called first past the post

      • STEVE AND MONIQUE

        That would do it.Pity they wont change back.Meantime guess it/he provides a laugh

  • Hakim of phut

    Fays consortium wins in the High Court.
    The Shanghai penguins are gone burgers

    • I wouldn;t be so sure about that.

      • jay cee

        i would, that decision might just be the face saver key needs with turia/sharples

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