Should Winston Peters run for President of France?

After all they elect puffed up, crowing midget roosters there. Sarkozy is a lot shorter than his very rootable euro trash missus:

And Francois Hollande is also shorter than the average French woman.

He might have to lose his wig though. The French seem to like receding hairlines in their leaders.


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  • Blokeintakapuna

    he should just run to France… the end.


    Anywhere but here would do.