The “Clapital” of New Zealand

Cool ad for Gib products…not sure it will air though.

The latest statistics show that Gisborne is still the best place to go in the unlikely event you want a dose of the clap.


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  • Dr Wang


  • Grizz30

    You say Gisborne but Hamilton is the home of the Chlamydia triangle.

    • You didn’t read the link then did you….Hamilton as dropped way off the radar.

      • Grizz30

        I never said Gisborne wasn’t the chlamydia capital. I just said Hamilton has the Chlamydia triangle which local health authorities rocognise as the most densly concentrated area of venereal disease. At least 3 nights of the week anyway. Please take advantage of the vending machines in the toilet.

  • bb

    big like!  thank WO that gave me the laugh I needed today.

  • Clapper

    the music makes it such an enjoyable watch

  • thor42

    I wonder what the Maori word for “the clap” is.
    Probably “konarea”.