Trains, lemonade, parrots, and flaming water-skis

From the Economist an article about red tape?that showed?Seppos?didn’t know the front end of a train from the back end until the feds made train companies paint an F on the front.

AMERICANS love to laugh at ridiculous regulations. A Florida law requires vending-machine labels to urge the public to file a report if the label is not there. The Federal Railroad Administration insists that all trains must be painted with an ?F? at the front, so you can tell which end is which. Bureaucratic busybodies in Bethesda, Maryland, have shut down children?s lemonade stands because the enterprising young moppets did not have trading licences. The list goes hilariously on.

That was a long time ago, times have changed and they haven’t as well:

Barack Obama?s health-care reform of 2010 had many virtues, especially its attempt to make health insurance universal. But it does little to reduce the system?s staggering and increasing complexity. Every hour spent treating a patient in America creates at least 30 minutes of paperwork, and often a whole hour. Next year the number of federally mandated categories of illness and injury for which hospitals may claim reimbursement will rise from 18,000 to 140,000. There are nine codes relating to injuries caused by parrots, and three relating to burns from flaming water-skis.

I wonder if they have rules about selling Dead Parrots: