Winston’s Wig for sale on Trademe

via the tipline

Someone has thought up a great way to get Winston Peters to pay back the $158,000 his party stole and never paid back. They are auctioning his wig on Trademe.

Pre-market bids are sought for Winston’s wig.

This highly dubious article is likely to become available when its wearer is thrown out of the House for gross insubordination.

Delivery free anywhere in NZ.

Guarantees vermin free – methyl bromide will see to that.

Reserve price:- $158,000.00

The only way he’ll ever pay anything back is to sell assets.

 

 


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  • Vlad

    Listing seems to have been withdrawn by TradeMe, the spoilsports. But I got to see it before they caught on, thanks for the good laugh.  MSM seem to have missed it altogether, I suspect it didn’t last long. 

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    Fumigation should occur before the removal.

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