An email from a reliable but anonymous source, Ctd

 the Tip Line


Is it true that indeed Trevor Mallard’s cycle group is more a collective of women he pathetically induces into training his aged body with the hope of blagging a root

When caught around town by people wondering what on earth he is doing with women younger than his children, he lamely  introduces these poor unfortunate lycra clad women as his “cycle friends” and winks at passers by hoping they think he is getting his leg over and out?

Your friendly, reliable anonymous source.


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    This is just deranged. Who cares who Mallard fucks? There is currently some real news going on, namely the ACC scandal.

    • Guestosterone

      it makes good news doesn’t it


    • The only scandal about ACC is two deranged bints tried standover on the ACC, blackmail and hacking…plus they like to drop names.

      • Guestosterone


        slitherer and slitherene

      • Polishpride

        Well if that was the case National would out whoever leaked the details of a private NZ Citizen and clear the whole mess up. But they haven’t and the longer it drags on the more it looks like they have to hide and the more it looks like their is a case for an independant inquiry needed.   

    • LesleyNZ

      @ afinetale – Because Trevor Mallard happens to be an MP and if this is true his behaviour is unacceptable. If this is true then Trevor Mallard needs professional help and some counselling. Those who work in parliament should promote the cornerstone of good values and standards – not bad ones.

    •  looks like an extremely limp wristed attempt at a diversion here….sex doesn’t always “sell” And I’d hasten to add especially when Mallard is involved….

    • Dr Wang

      “Who cares who Mallard fucks?”

      Well Trev does – he’s desperately trying to prove that he’s not just a wanker (…well not all the time anyway)

  • Lofty

    I have no time for Mallard whatsoever, but I am starting to feel a bit jealous…jeeze if he gets as many roots as is being said..all I can say is “lucky boy”.

  • Brian Smaller

    In his defence, at least there have been no 18 year old women running naked from Trev’s digs in the middle of the night. 

    • Bunswalla

      That’s only because he makes sure all the lights are off

    • Dave

      @Brian  Do you mean, no reports of 18yr old women (or men) running (or biking) naked…..   It doesn’t mean there have not been any, just he hasn’t been caught if there were any fleeing??  

  • Is Tervor Mallard New Zealand’s Tiger Woods, albeit not quite so good at golf?

    • @BoJangles

      Maybe Trev’s a cricketer. He certainly likes bowling maidens over.

  • AzaleaB

    Who cares *yawn*