An email from an anonymous but reliable source, Ctd

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As an anonymous but reliable source I want you to know that when serial rooter Trevor Mallard outed Don Brash for running one up Dianne Foreman, Trev spent the next few weeks crapping himself because a jealous husband in Trev’s electorate sent Don a message telling him that Trev had been tupping his wife.

Don was too much of a gentleman to do anything about it, but Tau Henare has never been concerned about gentlemanly conduct, so goaded Trev and Trev ended up being prosecuted.

Your friendly anonymous and reliable source.

Gee that’s a bit of a conflict of interest, I wonder if even the wife gave two ticks for National after that little episode?

 


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  • Ronnie Chow

    As long as Trev is not sending the condoms to Zimbabwe I can’t see a problem here .

  • Markm

    Time someone sorted Mallard out.
    He’s a waste of money for the taxpayer

  • Guest

    Shut up, Sharon!

  • Polishpride

    Yes and the guy who stuck his nose in and got Trevor Mallard prosecuted is now in court himself charged with blackmail. A charge likely to get him more than $500 to the Sallies if found guilty. Got to love Karma 

  • LesleyNZ

    Hope the Finnish people don’t get to hear about what Trevor Mallard has been up to. Time he left parliament. His behaviour is shameful.

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