Daily Poll

What does a hardworking POAL stevedore prefer to drink?

  • Lion Red (42%, 206 Votes)
  • Lion Brown (18%, 89 Votes)
  • Heineken (13%, 64 Votes)
  • Other (10%, 51 Votes)
  • Tui (9%, 45 Votes)
  • Steinlager (6%, 29 Votes)
  • Export Gold (2%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 492

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  • Travdog

    please elaborate, the striking workers or the working workers? if the strikers, theres nothing fitting enough in this list.

    If it’s the strikers, I’d suggest adding a shandy to the list, and and some of those lolly waters that the chicks drink.

    • Working workers. Who cares what strikers like?

      • Travdog

        Silly me…. wish I could change my vote now..

    • Euan Rt

      If you read it Travdog it says “hard working” rather than non working ;-)

      • Travdog

        In my defense I read it before the days first coffee. And after last nights Tui….

  • Killjoy

    The contracted/ individual contracted workers are probably working too hard to drink too much beer…
    The MUNZ option would be their mothers/ the public/ any other easily accessible tit as they’d have to earn or pay for a beer…

  • If your answer is other then pop your preferred tipple in the comments

    • @BoJangles

       Are you running DRY on ideas?

  • leata

    Obviously the Steinlager drinkers are still asleep from a good night of celebrating that’s why our percentage is so low

  • Greg M

    Lion brown? Didn’t know they still made it.

    • Hagues

      They even still make Double Brown.

      • Travdog

        the “two poos” we used to call it back in my possum trapping days. Cheap as, and for a good reason….

  • Euan Rt

    Nothing better than a pint of guinness. Well I’ll be f****d.

  • EpochNZ

    ….and after they finish they eat the glass as well cos theyre so tough….

    • Travdog

      Then shit out a glass sculpture

  • Rightoverlabour

    probably MUNZ Piss

  • Mong

    could you please add “semen” to the list of choices.

  • Tom

    Know a couple of wharfies, they tend to drinks Speight’s in my experience…

    Striking ones AND the better sort.

  • Doug

    The  MUNZTERS can only drink water, they are broke so they say.

    • Mully

       Or their own tears.
      Or Garry Parslow’s sweat.

      • ConwayCaptain

        Gerry Parlsoe hasnt worked up a sweat for 40 years

    • Bradz

      water isn’t that cheep either though :)

  • Pdubyahnz

    For Lamington Throwers I would have put Chardon or Cold Duck or Asti or something

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Those with a limited attention span drink Lion Red, they know nothing else

    • Euan Rt

      Yeah. It’s like being in a gang – or a …union?

  • Come on, its blatantly Tui. Every possible reasonable suggestion ever made to a Union member is met with the mantra “Yeah right!”

  • Dr Wang

    The MUNZ dinasours would be into Leopard Lager (cans).

  • Landy

    In the UK,one Labour MP has been banned from all pubs.   Aggression.