Double Down, the healthy option

The Double Down is not available any more, which is a pity because it really, really pissed off pinkos. The strange thing about the double down was that by leaving out gay stuff like bread and mayo it only had 540 calories. (KFC Nutritional Information)

So it has less calories than the Works Burger at 576, or the Zinger BBQ Bacon and Cheese burger at 600. Go with a low fat mayonnaise fillet burger and you are down to 359 calories, but a fat mayo fillet burger it is 513 calories, only 27 less than the unbelievably evil double down.

So if you are going to suffer KFC know that because of stupid journalists and sensationalist headlines you can’t have the lower calorie Double Down and instead have to eat the “more healthy” options which are loaded with more calories.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

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