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  • ConwayCaptain

    I have Parsloe and the MUNZ negotiating committee in my sight!!!!!

    Permission to fire Sir??

  • jackwhite

    Sir i need bigger calibre,,,its whaleblubber

  • Scanner

    Sorry sir, I just can’t shoot, it’s Jackwhite and he just so pathetic I don’t think it’s worth wasting a bullet on, and look now he’s started to cry, Helen Kelly must have ignored him again. 

  • Bunswalla

    You’re looking at this the wrong way. The tank is the union movement, Kelly and Parsloe are inside driving it furiously, instead of being outside POAL they’re hopelessy lost 300km away in a frozen forest, and the gun is jammed.

    You can tell because the barrel is aimed at the right…

  • Bunswalla

    …and the poor bastard freezing to death with his head exposed to be shot at is one of the union members just following orders. The hierarchy are nice and warm and protected inside.

    • Greg M

      And the gun is out of ammunition having fired it’s last rounds and missed the target.

      • Euan Rt

        No, just continually firing blanks.

  • jay cee

    looking closely it looks like helen clark. probably doing us all a favour and blasting a static speed camera!