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  • Blokeintakapuna

    “Now that my tomatoe and rotten egg throwing gun is loaded, i’m so gonna empty the entire magazine on Parsloe / Kelly and those MUNZ mongrels – just as soon as they step away from those innocent children on the picket line… Reminds me of Saddam and how he cowered behind innocent women and children as shields and sympathy gatherers… whilst bullying everyone else.. no wonder the world hated him as NZ hates these parasitic leaches”

    • No

      Sounds great, but he should’ve learned in Afghanistan that children around terrorists (economic terrorists or political terrorists or industrial terrorists, same thing) aren’t innocent.

      Labour kids, MUNZer kids, if they’re on a picket line they’re fair game.

  • johnbronkhorst

    “Come on, step out, I’m bored shitless here.”

  • johnbronkhorst

    Royal marine commando…sent for a long weight? (wait)

  • ConwayCaptain

    A firend of mine was SBS and is still connected to them in some way.  He Para’d down to s sub in Mid Atlantic and was on the Falklands 3-4 days after they landed and then re appeared after it was all over.  Showed me a photo of himself undercover and I wouldnt have recognised him, long long hair and a beard.

    • Gazzaw

      I’ll bet he didn’t vote Green.

  • Kiwidon

    They shall not pass! (ANY Socialists)