Face of the Day

Mallard season opened early this year:


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  • Blokeintakapuna

    Scrawny, lame, full of shit, wings clipped – yep – it’s a mallard alright…

    • johnbronkhorst

      Comment of the day?

  • Northland wahine

    I’m reminded of that cuss phrase..,”f**k a duck!”. It appears the duck has been well and truly f**ked… No accounting for taste, I suppose…

  • Dave

    Like its namesake, that duck looks very lame, not to mention its gone all floppy.

  • Scanner

    There is one particular type of mallard that is very easy to dress as it has no guts, no spine and almost 100% arsehole.