Helping Labour Help Themselves

Grant Robertson isn’t the only one looking for help. Labour is seeking assistance too.

The whole “We’re Coming to You” is very Nightmare on Elm Street.

I’m pretty sure they asked all these questions after 2008. Didn’t anyone save the answers?

No wonder Grant Robertson is de-branding already. Anyway I’m sure loyal readers wil be able to help them out:


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  • Blokeintakapuna

    could we not somehow have the Indian & Chinese equivalent of WO & commentators all line up to fill out their form with all manner of comments like ” Individual responsibility” and “ban the unions” etc 

  • Agent BallSack

    1. More free money for indigents
    2. You can’t be sacked for being a tosser
    3. Crashing and burning in 2015
    4. Replacing everyone with Irishmen

  • 1. To you, what does the Labour Party stand for?:
    The party that would rather everyone was on the benefit than attempting to be productive members of society whilst dictating to everyone exactly what they are and aren’t allowed to do, say or think.

    2. What are the Labour Party’s greatest strengths?:
    That they currently aren’t power.

    3. What do you want the Labour Party to be known for in the future?:
    The party that disbanded in 2014 after failing to get above 5% of the vote.

    3. If we could do one thing to improve the Labour Party, what would it be?:
    Fire all your MP’s and start again….with people who have are actually had some tie to reality.

  • jabba

    done .. my comments were fair with a focus on their nasty politics and deadwood MP’s. They won’t like the fact I named them but there you go

  • Queen Bee

    Is it just me or are they required to have an ‘unsubscibe’ button when they send an automatic email in response to filling this questionnaire out for them  – especially when they inform you in this email that they will be sending you further emails.  Isn’t that spam?

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    All it needs is a swastika and substitution of ‘for’ for ‘to.’

  • mps

    on their sidebar I note their regional meetings at the trade union centre – so sort of indicates they’re not going to take any notice of what anyone says as long as they keep up the mutual backscratching with the unions  

  • Euan Rt

    Did my bit, Always keen to help the needy.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    ‘You can answer as many or as few questiona as you choose’

    Except for the last question about being a member, you must answer one of their answers

  • Michael

    My favourite bit of the website is the address for the Lower Hutt Meeting – it’s in Upper Hutt.

  • Tevisiteur

    What does Labour need to do to connect better with voters? Sack the caucus.  Promote people who actually care, rather than two-faced little cinderellas like Jacinda and shameless fat-cat hypocrites like David Cunliffe, who pontificates about greasy men in blue suits from his mansion in Herne Bay.  Get rid of that cretin Trevor Mallard.

    What do we need to do to get more people involved in the Party? 
    Allow for a vacuum.  Good people will join if you toss out the wankers.

    What needs to change to campaign more effectively?
    Change the locks, and don’t give Trevor any new keys.

    • Patriot

      Labor needs to connect to more people rather than go off on a tangent — it was Labor that brought in the anti-nuclear policy  — for what gain   ??

      Australia aint got anti nuclear policy & Aust aint burnt to the ground  — so why dump ANZUS — Aust dont do much military exercises with NZ any more . Dump anti-nuclear policy – its high morals but at a big cost to NZ.

      Labor brought in the ETS  – Key diluted it . What difference to the climate is  a stupid ETS gonna make to how much it rains – ETS is crap

  • Doug

     The She Beast back in town will lift National 10% in the
    Polls. She will remind people why    Labour was thrown out of office.

  • middleagedwhiteguy

    “There go my people.  I must find out where they are going so I can lead them!”

  • Spiker

    I said the party is just perfect the way it is, change nothing, you’re on the right track.

  • Doug

    As for new Labour
    leader David Shearer, Ms Clark says he would have had to look deep in to his
    “Is this what you
    really want to do? Are you going to walk over burning coals to get

    A ringing endorsment or what?

    • Apolonia

      David who?
      Do you mean the New Zealand “hide and seek” champion.

  • jay cee

    labour needs to do nothing. the tide is starting to ebb for national,just like it did for labour. ah politics don’t you just love it.

    • Patriot

      Labor looks short on ideas — Shearer looks lost

  • Agent BallSack

    Shearer has inherited a caucus of empty shells and husks that once used to be politicians and before that we suspect they were actually people. Actually, he is one of them.

  • Apolonia

    Me thinks the Emperor has no clothes.

    • Patriot

      Labor cant find their Emperor + their Emperor cant find himself

  • Gold

    Where are our resident commies? What do they think Labour means to them?

    • parorchestia

      Yes, where are they?  I miss ’em. They make me seem smart.
      Why were the boxes blank – the page constructors had no clues?