Mr Invisible

Another week has gone by and David Shearer is still the invisible man.

No wonder he has a bell in front of him at Caucus.  It must be the only way he gets any attention.


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  • Whafe

    David Shearer = “I’m the invisible man”

    • Hakim of phut

      There is no fashion show this week . Thats left for  the Prime Mincer

      • Gazzaw


      • Hakim of phut

        Shearer gets less invitations  and  is more choosy

      • Agent BallSack

        People find it hard to deliver invitations to the invisible man. The original one wrapped himself in bandages to counteract that problem.

    • onelaw4all

  • barry

    he just doesnt have the” jump in front of the camera and smile” ability that serves Mr Key so well.
    perhaps Mr Shearer is busy working instead of looking for photo ops?

  • Hakim of phut

    Less than two weeks ago , there were many chortles after Shearer was dropped from a regular breakfast TV slot.  
    And we see many National ministers  run like the wind  when theres questions to be asked  about their portfolios.  There is a big void between  Key , who is doing all the ‘heavy lifting’ of TV appearances and Maggie Barry who cant stay out of the limelight

    • Patriot

      Cant help but think Shearer is going to be as ineffectual as Goff and Labor will stay looking like a lightweight weakling . Labor is not making any noise and Winston looks more like the opposition than Shearer .
      If Shearer really wanted to make a difference he could question the relevance of ETS   eg what climate will NZ get with the ETS and what will NZ have without ETS — or he should admit — no-one knows anything about what so called greenhouse gas does to Rain, Drought, Heat, Snow  — either way , Shearer is riding for a fall it seems.

  • Seems the way to get noticed is to be a National Party leader or ex-media personality…..gee what a surprise that is.

  • Agent BallSack

    Key is at my daughters school today, She is gutted she is ill and can’t tell him that both her parents vote National and that he’s doing a great job. Of course, she’s only 7 so we’ve managed to turn around the Anti Government teacher union views that are forced on them.