The New Politicianary – A to L

I have now completed the new Politicianary.


Adams, Amy  – Belinda
Ardern, Jacinda  – Socialist Cindy
Ardern, Shane  – Myrtle
Auchinvole, Chris  – Cock in Hole


Bakshi, Kanwaljit Singh  – Baksheesh
Banks, John  – Banksie
Barry, Maggie  – Big Red
Bennett, David  – Cancer
Bennett, Paula  – Beth
Blue, Jackie  – Boobs
Borrows, Chester  – H
Bridges, Simon  – The Prince
Browning, Steffan –  Brownie
Brownlee, Gerry  – The Earthquake


Calder, Cam  – Big Foot
Carter, David  – Brown Envelope
Chauvel, Charles  – Charlie Shovel
Clark, David  – The Cyclist or Rev Head
Clendon, David  – Valentino
Coleman, Jonathan  – Smokey
Collins, Judith – Crusher
Cosgrove, Clayton – Plughead
Cunliffe, David –  Silent T
Curran, Clare –  Martyr


Dalziel, Lianne –  Patsy
Dean, Jacqui –  The Water Girl
Delahunty, Catherine  – Member from Mars
Dunne, Peter  – Nothing or Vanilla
Dyson, Ruth –  Burp


English, Bill  – Karori Bill


Faafoi, Kris –  Tardis
Fenton, Darien  – Aunty Mingy
Finlayson, Christopher  – Tinkerbell
Flavell, Te Ururoa  -The Shark
Foss, Craig  – Possum


Genter, Julie Anne  – Parking
Goff, Phil  – The Phantom or Goof
Goldsmith, Paul  – Meerkat
Goodhew, Jo –  Nurse
Graham, Kennedy –  Not Doug or  Graham Kennedy
Groser, Tim  –  Jim
Guy, Nathan –  That


Hague, Kevin –  The
Harawira, Hone  – Jake
Hayes, John  – Cut  The MFAT
Heatley, Phil  – Shiraz
Henare, Tau  – Meat
Hipkins, Chris –  T3
Horan, Brendan –  The Octopus
Horomia, Parekura  – Pie Man
Hughes, Gareth  – The Child MP
Huo, Raymond  – Who, Oh!
Hutchison, Paul – Doc or  Hutch


Jones, Shane  – Porno
Joyce, Steven –  The Apprentice


Kaye, Nikki  – One Can
Key, John –  Smiling Assassin
King, Annette  – The Land Lady
King, Colin – Elvis


Lee, Melissa  – Oddjob
Lees-Galloway, Iain –  Steno
Little, Andrew – Too
Logie, Jan  – Tangata Tiriti
Lole-Taylor, Asenati  – Arse
Lotu-Iiga, Peseta Sam  – Chief


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  • jabba

    David Clark looks like Eddie in Bottoms (Adrian Edmondson??)