The New Politicianary – A to L

I have now completed the new Politicianary.


Adams, Amy  – Belinda
Ardern, Jacinda  – Socialist Cindy
Ardern, Shane  – Myrtle
Auchinvole, Chris  – Cock in Hole


Bakshi, Kanwaljit Singh  – Baksheesh
Banks, John  – Banksie
Barry, Maggie  – Big Red
Bennett, David  – Cancer
Bennett, Paula  – Beth
Blue, Jackie  – Boobs
Borrows, Chester  – H
Bridges, Simon  – The Prince
Browning, Steffan –  Brownie
Brownlee, Gerry  – The Earthquake


Calder, Cam  – Big Foot
Carter, David  – Brown Envelope
Chauvel, Charles  – Charlie Shovel
Clark, David  – The Cyclist or Rev Head
Clendon, David  – Valentino
Coleman, Jonathan  – Smokey
Collins, Judith – Crusher
Cosgrove, Clayton – Plughead
Cunliffe, David –  Silent T
Curran, Clare –  Martyr


Dalziel, Lianne –  Patsy
Dean, Jacqui –  The Water Girl
Delahunty, Catherine  – Member from Mars
Dunne, Peter  – Nothing or Vanilla
Dyson, Ruth –  Burp


English, Bill  – Karori Bill


Faafoi, Kris –  Tardis
Fenton, Darien  – Aunty Mingy
Finlayson, Christopher  – Tinkerbell
Flavell, Te Ururoa  -The Shark
Foss, Craig  – Possum


Genter, Julie Anne  – Parking
Goff, Phil  – The Phantom or Goof
Goldsmith, Paul  – Meerkat
Goodhew, Jo –  Nurse
Graham, Kennedy –  Not Doug or  Graham Kennedy
Groser, Tim  –  Jim
Guy, Nathan –  That


Hague, Kevin –  The
Harawira, Hone  – Jake
Hayes, John  – Cut  The MFAT
Heatley, Phil  – Shiraz
Henare, Tau  – Meat
Hipkins, Chris –  T3
Horan, Brendan –  The Octopus
Horomia, Parekura  – Pie Man
Hughes, Gareth  – The Child MP
Huo, Raymond  – Who, Oh!
Hutchison, Paul – Doc or  Hutch


Jones, Shane  – Porno
Joyce, Steven –  The Apprentice


Kaye, Nikki  – One Can
Key, John –  Smiling Assassin
King, Annette  – The Land Lady
King, Colin – Elvis


Lee, Melissa  – Oddjob
Lees-Galloway, Iain –  Steno
Little, Andrew – Too
Logie, Jan  – Tangata Tiriti
Lole-Taylor, Asenati  – Arse
Lotu-Iiga, Peseta Sam  – Chief

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.