Whatever you do, never break your todger:

Andrew Sullivan  Jeff Winkler

An eye-watering account of the time a bloke broke his todger:

Zero minutes after incident (a.i.)
Pain. Ow. That’s real pain. I move her off me and roll onto my stomach. Miscalculations have happened before; a few seconds of discomfort and then it’s go time again. I roll back over and look down to see if it’s go time again. I rise up off the bed: “Yeah, this… this isn’t right.” I sit back down. The woman beside me looks so horror-stricken, I try to sound especially calm when talking to 911. I don’t tell the operator it’s so swollen and purple that I’m afraid it’ll burst at any moment. Instead I say, in an even, measured tone, “My penis is the shape, size and color of a baby eggplant.”

Read the rest, if you dare.

 


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  • Don’t mention the length – feel the width she said……

  • Kthxbai

    Fibber.  Bet it was a vacuum cleaner pipe.

  • Richard B.

    Was this Garry Parsloe?
     
    “Pain. Ow. That’s real pain……..
    Miscalculations have happened before; a few seconds of discomfort and then it’s go time again………
    I roll back over and look down to see if it’s go time again. I rise up ………..
    “Yeah, this… this isn’t right.” I sit back down….
    The woman beside me looks so horror-stricken, I try to sound especially calm….
    I don’t tell the MUNZ menbers it’s so swollen and purple that I’m afraid it’ll burst at any moment……
    Instead I say, in an even, measured tone, “My reputation is the shape, size and color of a baby eggplant……”

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