Mallard still smearing

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Trevor Mallard is literally full of crap. He is still smearing and hurling around the accusations without a shred of evidence:

Mallard is now hinting he has got something implicating Key’s office in the ACC leaks.

“It would be good to see John Key’s communications with the right wing bloggers,” Mr Mallard says.

What a dick. Put up or shut up Mallard. He has nothing and he knows it…the media should ask him to produce his evidence…instead they just repeat his smears.

Judith Collins promised to resign if she was proven to have leaked the email from Boag, will Trevor Mallard similarly put his job where his mouth is….or is he going to continue to be all mouth and no trousers?

I suspect he will be a coward….and that Judith Collins will prove him a liar.


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  • Notrotsky

    He is well known coward and bully and a consumate trougher , hence you can expect him to do nothing more than continue in the same vein.

    I expect he will slowly morph into Winston as the years go by so expect more drunken incidents and rooting misdemeanours in the coming years.

    • Kthxbai

      He might morph into Winston if he were a bit brighter….

  • Troy

    I’m guessing Mallard really does want to bring down the Govt – they may be the case for anyone in opposition, problem is, he’s fucked up his timing.  Based on recent polling, if there was a snap election Labour still wouldn’t leap onto the treasury benches – why?  They have nothing to offer – most Kiwi’s seem to realise this even if Mallard doesn’t. 

    I think it’s time we mudracked Mallard.  A concerted full-on attack in every which way, let’s dig the real dirt out – he’s bound to have something hidden which hasn’t surfaced yet and see where it goes – i’m tired of this prick.

  • Apolonia

    I’m still waiting for him to say who the “American bagmen” are, as he did say he would tell us.

    •  You’re not talking about the Universal Studio execs are you?

  • Kosh103

    Well for someone who was soooo offended by the comments made about her, Colins is taking her sweet time to do somthing about it.

    How about applying the same expectations to dear old Judith – put up or shut up.

    • Troy

      Her lawyers will file the papers next week – keep up with the game.  Due process Kosh (or are you really that muckraker Mallard in disguise).

    • Cadwallader

      You have no idea of the legal processand the time required to prepare pleadings. This is not altogether surprising given your naive outbursts in this forum.

      • Kosh103

        Yawn – Actually I am rather clued up about a vast number of things, she could have had this ready by now considering all this defaming happened a week+ ago.

        Perhaps Keys luke warm support has her rethinking the situation. I hope not, because it will be quite fun to watch.

      • Adybombs

        Yes Cadwallader, you should be well aware by now that Kosh is an expert on most subjects.

    • Gazzaw

      C’mon Kosh lift your game. It’s time you got to understand legal process if you want to retain any shred of credence on this issue. 

    • Kthxbai

      A good legal case isn’t set up in a week, and she’s not the type to do a halfbaked job. I wouldn’t expect it the happen yet.

    • Kosh103

      The last time I saw old Colins she was blathering on about “all in due time”.

      So its good that she is finally getting her A into G and defending her “good” name. Because as we all know she would never defame someone by calling them…. ohhhh say, a pervert etc… Dear old Judith is just squeeky clean and she is going to prove it.

      Ahhhh pass the popcorn.

      • johnbronkhorst

        Who was she talking about Kosh???darren hughes???, shane jones??, chris carter??? To be defamed, the statement has to be firstly and primarilly …UNTRUE, so it demamation can’t apply to to these 3 deviants!

      • johnbronkhorst

        Yes Kosh…mallard is, but little as I said is avoiding using the “C” word (Collins). Mallard is an idiot who thinks he can bully people into submission and is living proof, that bully’s are cowards, he will run and hide when it gets to the pointy end of this and try to paint himself as the victim. Remember the motel owner in Palmerston North, the minute the guy (big guy) fronted up to him mallard ran screaming like a frightened school girl. Blind sided Tau in parliment because he didn’t have the guts to front up, or the brains to put an arguement!

      • CJA

         Benson Pope quit didn’t he?

      • Kosh103

        John, she said it in the house – nice and safe.

        Not very brave of her now was it.

      • johnbronkhorst

        so like MOST of mallards defermatory comments then (except hers were true). ALL except when he an the little one, went out into the public (where they are NOT protected by privaledge) and said it on Radio!!!

      • Pukakidon

         Kosh there is no hurry the case will take its course.   It will give Mallard time to scalp more tickets to raise the money to pay for the damages awarded to Colins.

      • Troy

        New Zealand isn’t quite like communist Soviet Union, ie, we have the freedom to choose when to act – obviously you think that right didn’t extend to Collins.  True colours Kosh, you’re a confirmed fuckwit.

    • johnbronkhorst

      Revenge is a dish best served cold…Kosh103. Besides she wouldn’t get the “squirm factor” out of mallard and little, if she moved too quickly. In the case of mallard (as little has been refusing to use the “C” word (Collins)) since, just keep handing out the rope, he’ll hang himself!!!

      • Kosh103

        If she was hoping for the squirm factor, then she must be rather disappointed. They are not squirming at all. If anything Mallard is upping his attacks.

    • CJA

      ZB this morning: Collins has her QC on the job. That a good start or would you prefer more? Considering you’re so clued up figured you may have known that.

      • Gazzaw

        You’re busy posting this morning Kosh. Shouldn’t you be in front of your class or are you taking a sicky today?

      • Kosh103

        Well she is moving very slow for someone who was sooo defamed and horrified last week.

    • BJ

      It’s called ‘cool and controlled’ and that won’t suit anyone with an agitated personality will it Kosh?

      • Kosh103

        Its called a tad worried, thats what its actually called.

  • Bob

    He is looking like a sad and tragic old man in parliament these days, trying to be relevant but mssing the mark and making a fool of himself. Why is it that most politicians never quit while they are ahead? Instead they stay on and on and on, getting more desperate and misguided trying to hold onto their glory days. He is set to become a Mini Winston, slowly imploding, more and more incoherent and pathetic… just ‘sad’.

  • Kiwidon

    In a word he is as useless!
    Can’t even get his local supermarket car park repaired!(Fair Go last night)

  • I found his playbook:

    • Euan Rt

      Good one Roger. A very good likeness of Mallard and Little.

    • Tony

      Excellent Roger – so like them

  • BJ

    Mallard should not be underestimated – who knows what behaviour he is capable of or who he may ‘enlist’ to put a National Minister in a bad light – I do believe they should be watching their backs.

    • Troy

      Absolutely agree – this prick will stop at nothing.  His emotion gets the better of him (just look back to when Mr Speaker kicked him out and he went all spastic) – it will trip him up.  I’m still keen to find out what he has done in the past which is still hidden that people don’t know about – his credibility is already wafer thin.

  • Cadwallader

    There was a piece on “Fairgo” last night which featured him in lycra bemoaing car-park pot-holes. From what WO says, he is often chasing any old hole…..

    • kthxbai

      Carpark potholes?  Seriously?  Vocal cyclists like Mallard seem to expect the entire world to be freshly asphalted just for them.  At someone else’s expense, of course. 

      • Salacious T Crumb

        Funny; he and his colleagues didn’t seem that enamoured with the PM’s idea of a cycle pathway.

      • Cadwallader

        Not only that, bit I noticed that Mallard speak with an effeminate lisp. Is the lycra too tight for his well exercised genitalia?

  • fecnde

    “It would be good to see Trevor Mallard’ss communications with the left wing bloggers” such as the shadowy and secretive “TheStandard” blog <- there, fixed that for you.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    Chicken Little & Lame duck meet Crusher Collins.. nek minute Hammer time!

  • Fozzie

    Karma is a wonderful thing.

    • Gazzaw

      Absolutely agree Fozzie and ultimately people like Mallard get paid out in spades. This could just be his moment in time.

      • Fozzie

        Ditto Collins

  • grumpy

    I call bullshit on Kosh. He has claimed to be both a teacher and a poof.  It is becoming more and more clear that he is neither.
    Just checking on his posting times and the frequency of them, it is clear that he cannot possibly be teaching as most of his posts are made during teaching hours.
    He seems to be nothing than a reactive troll.  If this blog was full of poof teachers, he would claim to be a heterosexual builder.

    • Pete George

      Hasn’t Kosh also claimed to be a National voter?

      • Kosh103

        Hell no, never a National voter. Careful or Ill have to sue you for defamation.

    • Kosh103

      Oh grumpy I love when you judge me – I feel so good about my views after a blathering from you.

      • Boss Hogg

        $100 ?

    • Pukakidon

       He is a teacher, but he is one of the useless pricks we are trying to get rid of with the pay for performance.  Always on the internet instead of doing what we pay him for, I feel sorry for anyone with kids at that school.

      • jay cee

        or he could be on a break or study period. people, you’re in danger of calling the pot black here.