Pity the same thing doesn’t happen to politicians

Sydney Morning Herald

Koalas are a lot more useful than politicians but they are dying out.

The national icon is dwindling because of the combined pressures of development in its habitat, drought, climate change and from the disease chlamydia.

At least it isn’t being blamed on Global Warming.


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  • Richard B.

    What? chlamydia ?

    Has the duck been on a trip over the Tasman recently?

    • Grandstream

      The duck ?  Dont you mean Winston ?

  • Allanspear

    But…but….but…. didn’t ya know that EVERYTHING bad that happens to poor ol’ Mother Nature” is due to Global warming? Yep, even Climate change!

  • Richard Kern

    Climate Change is being used as a synonym for Anthropogenic Global Warming. See what they did there, Global Warming was getting old so they changed the favoured term the alarmists use… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change