Pretentious Tosser

We all know Peter Goodfellow is a pretentious tosser.

He couldn’t get himself elected to parlimanet if he tried, and so when the second hand BMWs came up for sale he bought one so he could pretend to be a minister.

Then to make matters worse he went and bought a flag for it so he could pretend to be a minister.

Now he seems to have got himself the title Hon. After his pal Peter Kiely flew to London to stab the previous NZ representative in the back and replace him with Goodfellow (he couldn’t attend the London meeting because his wife was undergoing cancer treatment), it looks like they also have padded Peter’s CV.

Perhaps the title was found in the boot of the ex-ministerial limousine, or came with the little flag he ordered specially.

About the only thing worse that he could do now is state on the record in his role as National Party President that the party is 100% behind his good friend michelle Boag….oh wait he already did that last Monday morning to a group of significant people who were aghast at the unfolding revelations fo standover, blackmail and extortion.

Luckily Peter Goodfellow’s board position is up for election again this year. This time he won’t have Michelle Boag putting the frighteners on MPs and delegates to support him.

 


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  • Wilson

    This is unbelievable.  What sort of tosser is this guy?!  I hope he’s bringing in the dosh, coz the Nats can’t have chosen him for his judgement.  #Goodfellowfail

    • Gazzaw

      Totally agree Wilson. National has to throw out Goodfellow along with the rest of the dirty laundry. Fortunately for the Nats he is very low profile despite his best efforts in his ‘Ministerial’ beamer. He has to go before the media wakes up & exposes his shortfalls. What a target.    

    • he isn’t

  • Joshua

    What a loser! Next he’ll be putting “Dr” in front of his name in recognition of his Ph.D in tosser-studies…

  • toby_toby

    It’s sad, really. Delusions of grandeur. He should get help.
     

  • Scanner

    Wanker, Poor old Pete better spend some time looking in the rear veiw mirror now now he hasn’t got Ms Nasty Boag running interference for him, there might just be a big nasty Whale waiting to introduce his freckle to the fickle finger of fate.

  • Rob F

    Wow, he defended Boag. He must have the political nous of Fenton and Goff and Shearer put together! What an egg.

  • jay cee

    no need to bring labour into it hes all yours and your welcome.

  • Blair Mulholland

    Another fellow who would seem to be more at home in ACT.

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