Something they’re testing on Labour’s front bench

Mail Online

Looks like this previously secret weapon has been tested on Labour’s front bench:

Mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies have been given the go-ahead by Russian president Vladimir Putin.

The futuristic weapons – which will attack the central nervous system of their victims – are being developed by the country’s scientists.

They could be used against Russia’s enemies and, perhaps, its own dissidents by the end of the decade.

Sources in Moscow say Mr Putin has described the guns, which use electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens, as ‘entirely new instruments for achieving political and strategic goals’.

Mr Putin added: ‘Such high-tech weapons systems will be comparable in effect to nuclear weapons, but will be more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology.’

Perhaps the zombie apocalypse is closer than we thought.

 


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  • maninblack

    thats some what of a concern. Ever seen Zombieland?

    • Karlos

      Always, always, double tap

  • ConwayCaptain

    I see Socialist Cindy was in Houston when the tornadoes went through.  Surprised she was sucked up by one of them  What was she doing in the US at our expense no doubt

    • jay cee

      whats that got to do with the subject.

  • Mortdemuzzie

    Another Governmental waste of money, the Ruskies have had that weapon for centuries, its called Vodka

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