What would Darwin say?

The Telegraph

Some people really are dumber than a sack of hammers. This story really does epitomise the description of a back-stabbing bitch:

A man who almost died when his girlfriend stabbed him in the back, turned up at court with a diamond ring and asked her to marry him.

Gregory Todd, 48, had been planning to go down on one knee and pop the question to Tiffany Baillie, 32, when she appeared in the dock to admit attacking him as he slept in December last year.

But the chef, who spent months in hospital after Baillie plunged a 12 inch kitchen knife into his back, was forced to propose through her lawyer after the judge remanded her in custody to await sentencing.

Mr Todd, who is unable to visit Baillie in prison until after Easter, is now desperately waiting to hear if she has accepted his marriage offer.

As Baillie appeared in the dock at Hull Crown Court for a sentencing hearing, her barrister Paul Genney explained that Mr Todd had a special reason for turning up in his best suit.

Mr Genney said: “Mr Todd is in court and has been to see her in prison. He has brought a ring to court to propose to her. Eventually they want to get married. He says he has brought the engagement ring to ask to her marry him today.”

At that Baillie looked across the court room towards the man she admits stabbing and began to cry.

But she gave no indication of her answer, leaving Mr Todd in suspense.


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  • This is a good reason not to have sex with women until you get to know them.  That male responsibility thing is strong in this one.

  • toby_toby

    How long before either of these two clowns end up in court again…

  • jay cee

    ah, the power of the pussy.