Cold noodles too good for this scumbag, Ctd

Readers will be aware of my post two days ago concerning the Masterton scumbag and his mummy complaining about prison food.

Moaning Report and the Wairarapa Times Age thought this was worthy of a big story, with the usual police-bashing.

It’s obvious neither media outlet bothered to even google this little bastard’s name. Or maybe they did, and chose to ignore the findings.

A loyal member of the Whale Army took all of ten seconds to find this charming young man’s Bebo page

It contains choice phrases such as “F*** the Police” alongside swastikas.

So here is my challenge to Red Radio and the Wairarapa rag. Do your duty and write a follow up story with all the relevant information.

Or more light will be shed on how this even ended up as news.


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  • Blokeintakapuna

    A stretch in a Chinese Prison doing 16 hours of hard labour a day, 7 days a week – plain rice and as much water as he can drink would soon sort out his wanna-be gansta attitude!

    I hope the parents have to pay back the tax payer the costs incured by the police in apprehending him – since he is still a dependant and not an adult(?) so his parents should be held accountable for not only his actions, but also for the costs incurred by the police cleaning up our streets to make it safe for the community.

    • Cadwallader

      Or a stretch on a hemp necklace?

  • Whollyghost

    Hopefully it will be unable to breed.

    • Salacious T Crumb

      It? Oh I understand.

      It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

      • Mr_Blobby

        Yes IT or would you prefer SCUM

  • Guest

    Feed it grain. 200 Grains of hot lead.

  • SJ00

    Geeez, thank god these guys are so thick they keep stuff like this up. I guess if they were bright, they wouldn’t be a criminal..

  • Dave

    Shine your light Cam…..   It sounds like he has had some preferential treatment or insider feeding the news in Wairarapa ??   One can only wonder.

  • Wayne

    Wonderful. Another example of someone, who undoubtedly has been raised on the back of the welfare system. 

    A piece of low life crap, who will contribute nothing to the betterment of this country.

  • Grandstream

    The mother must be so proud to see the fruit of her loins demonstarte what a great job she has done as a parent……

  • JBS

    I am sick of assholes like this. Maybe if his attitude didn’t suck like a Dyson, he’d be a much happier chappy.

    As for the bebo site: He can’t spell to save his life, he’s advertising that some chick broke up with him (SMART GIRL) and the Swastikas and FTP bullshit: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is all.

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  • Richard McGrath

    I’ll have to have a word to the Masterton police (who I work for on contract) for overfeeding this dickhead while he was under their roof.

    • Dave

      WOW.   I suggest a diet of Cement and Water, and tell him to Harden The Fuck up.   Perhaps the same diet for his poor mum.

      Happy to send a few bags of cement and a funnel to the Masterton Police.

      • Whollyghost

        Make it a nice, wide funnel too, don’t want the stuff sticking and not going down.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Suggest stale bread and water.


    Proud warrior spirit again.Geez they must be proud of what they are producing.

  • Richard B.

    Is it just me who is confused.

    Would Mahupuku be a maori name?
    And he has a swastika on his page?

    • Gazzaw

      I reckon the entire Maori Battalion would be confused Richard. To think that so many of those true warriors died so that this lump of shit could share our planet.

      • JBS

        let me guess… he is a wannabe in the Mongrel Mob 

  • Point of Order Mr Speaker – sorry Cameron – wasn’t this dipstick in a police holding cell – not in jail under Dept of Justice…? The Wairarapa used to be known as the last hold out for hippies and dope heads so I’m not surprised the local paper went anti-police – don’t give them too much oxygen of publicity….

  • tarkwin

    His parents are probably brother and sister – happens down that way.

    • Blokeintakapuna

      They’re not married no more – but at least they can still be cousins!

    • Richard B.

      If they not good enough for there own family, then they not good enough for ours.

  • layoutman

    Wow – skipped over the article last week but looked via the link now. I know many a student trying to get ahead who would love to add Milo to their diet of Noodles!
    “It’s stupid”? hmm me thinks that perhaps that’s a better way to describe his actions rather than the police. I say feed them all 2 min noodles while in holding cells.. then charge them for the pleasure of it..No need for Milo IMO either.

  • Boss Hogg

    The chances of anyone, including the mother and especially the father, knowing who the father is will be somewhere between slim and none.

    I am not pro abortion but mandatory contraception starts to look very fair………..

  • ConwayCaptain

    Maybe he should get a ticket to the Golden Dawn Party in Athens.

  • Mr_Blobby

    The day this piece of shit was born he was a net economic cost to the country of at least $2,000,000.
    Multiply that by the extended family and you have to wonder 1. When it will end and 2. What are they going to do when we can’t afford to feed them anymore?

    • Gazzaw

      Steal your food Blobby, that’s what they’ll do. If they’re not doing it already.

  • Bunswalla

    I visited the Wairarapa Times Age and took advantage of the invitation to email the editor with any comments. Wonder if it’ll be printed. Doubt it.

  • info

    confused individual, maori last name – denoting maori decent, swastikas, and the term ‘oi’ which is generally a white skinhead slogan…… 

  • Mediaan

    The WTA site includes five comments from Mother Mahupuku that are illuminating. She is basically railing at police, naming one and calling them things like Nazis. She says she is defending the good of taxpayers.

  • SerSydney

    Why didn’t he put the noodles in the milo?
    Hot and flavored.

    • Dave

      Because he is a lazy dirt bag, and his Mummy wasn’t there to do it for him.

      As someone else said earlier – there care a lot of students that would have been grateful for what he got free.