Joe Biden is a more of a danger alive than dead

Daily Beast

Joe Biden is a more of a danger alive than dead…according to Osama bin Laden who refused to add Biden to his hit list.

In targeting Obama for assassination, the terrorist mastermind suggested Biden should be left to take over because he would lead the U.S. ‘into a crisis.’ The Veep has been ridiculed by many, but to be so dissed by al Qaeda is cold.

You know your image management has taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way when, as vice president of the United States, you’re not even considered worth killing by al Qaeda. Such is the ongoing indignity of being Joe Biden.

“Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis.”

Yowza. It’s one thing to have the Republican opposition deriding you as a buffoon or certain members of your own party grumbling that maybe you should be bumped from the ticket. But when the world’s most famous terrorist is plotting to bring down America by putting you in charge? That’s just cold.


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  • Mr_Blobby

    Would apply to the entire current Executive. An ongoing crisis. MonKey see MonKey do.

  • You got it Mr_Blobby but your comment applies for the USA Executive not ours….what would happen to National if Key decided he’d made enough in his two terms as PM and stood down?

    • Gazzaw

      I guess Neil that at least the Nats have a leader which labour does not. And let’s be realists here just looking down the Nats ‘go to’ people – Joyce, Collins, Ryall, English would be a tad preferable to Robertson, Cunliffe, Parker & then………..hmmmm??.