The Muslims are Coming!

This looks hilarious…doubt it will screen here though.

A group of Muslim-American standup comedians go on the road counter Islamophobia using the only weapon they have: jokes. The Muslims Are Coming! follows these comics as they visit big cities, rural villages, and everything in between to do shows, meet locals, and counter the haters. Commentary from pop culture icons like the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, CNN’s Soledad O’Brien, David Cross, and Lewis Black pepper the film as the comedians travel through middle America. Will audiences laugh? Will they make a difference? Will they make it back? Rest assured, you’ve never laughed this hard at a Muslim!


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  • “pop culture icons like the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart,
    Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, CNN’s Soledad O’Brien, David Cross, and
    Lewis Black pepper the film”

    ..and every one of them a Marxist propagandist.

  • Le Sphincter

    Q What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel’s rump?A. “Having car trouble?”

    Apparently Le Magnifique Napoleon converted to Islam ( briefly) when he conquered Egypt.
    Cairo was worth a Mosque

    • Gazzaw

      Le Magnifique Napoleon? Who are you trying to kid Sphincter?

      Converting to Islam in Egypt didn’t do him much good at the Battle of the Nile.

  • bristol

    If the gullible think this group of ‘comedians’ is representative of the Muslim faith, they couldn’t be further from the truth. Their message of, “look at us, we’re just like you” might just wash with a handful of audiences in America, but you wouldn’t want to be in those ‘comedians’ shoes if they tried the same stunt in the countries where the vast majority of real Muslims reside. 

  • Phar Lap

    So what kind of a joke is it ,when i read Mohammed married a nine year old girl. Prior to that he had her in his company since she was six years of age.

    • Phronesis

      The sort of joke that in NZ results in name suppression?

  • alex

    Of course a few days ago it emerged that a group of American officers were being trained to view Islam, not Islamic fundamentalist terrorism, as their enemy. Add to this the fact the American soldiers occupy two Muslim countries directly (Iraq and Afghanistan), as well as directly funding and supporting a state which follows repressive policies in regard to Muslims in their own country. (Israel) The question must be, why are Americans so scared of Muslims when they are overwhelmingly more powerful, have vastly greater resources and have control over many areas of the world where Muslims live? 

    • Blokeintakapuna

      The don’t control all area’s though – Middle East, Indonesia… there’s a few hundred million people for you…

      More interesting will be when Muslims meet/clash with China in a world domination/holy war scenario. It might not be in our lifetime, but these two ideologically conflicting “super powers” will surely not be able to co-exist on the same soil at the same time feely tolerating each other… there will be tears… 

    • bristol

      The American officers are correct. Islam is the font from which Islamic terrorism, fundamentalist or otherwise, is drawn.And, sorry
      Alex, can’t agree with your comments re Israel. Israel is the only true
      democracy in the Middle East. Arab citizens of Israel enjoy exactly the
      same rights as any other Israeli citizen. If you want to see real repression,
      take a look at Israel’s Arab neighbours,
      of whom the vast majority do not allow ‘Palestinians’ any rights of

      For example, in Lebanon, the law prohibits
      ‘Palestinians’ from owning land, and are banned from working in the public
      sector, or as doctors and lawyers.

    • Alsh

      Crap, Muslims can vote in Israel and serve in its military. Jews cannot do that in any Muslim country. So don’t feed us socialist lies.

  • Mike

    If you want a warts-and-all look at islam go to Read a few posts and you will soon see that no good can come from alowing moslems to immigrate to NZ in large numbers.

  • Muslim Yuck

    Muslims have done the irreversible damage to themselves and now must live with it and nobody that I know is interested in anything to do with them…..

  • GeorgeRomero

    I saw a funnier thing on muslims than that just the other day , it was 3 muslim terrorists vaporized from a laser guided missile while planting a ied on a road in the stan , laughed till my sides split.

    • TravisPoulson

      I know the one you’re talking about, almost as good as an M1 Abrams taking out an insurgent sniper, unfortunately it seems to have been removed now, was trying to find the link. 

  • thor42

    Bristol and Mike are correct. 
    It is indeed Islam itself (not just the terrorists) that is the enemy of the West (and all non-Muslims for that matter).
    As the “Apostates of Islam” website puts it –
    – “…we came to realize that far from being a
    religion of truth, Islam is a hoax, it is hallucination
    of a sick mind and nothing but lies and deceits.” 
    Other excellent sites exposing the truth about Islam –  – Ali Sina is the founder of the website –  As mentioned above. – Has 2300 articles on Islam, from Islam’s own sources (the Quran and hadith).   
    Well laid-out site – if you have a spare 10-15 minutes to learn about Islam, this is the site to visit. – Ironically named, of course.  

  • Mediaan

    Disagree with most things written here.
    Moslems have ethical principles I admire. They really do try to live correctly. Then there are the Pseudo-Moslems.
    Americans don’t hate Moslems, but they have been backed into a tight corner and pushed around.
    Israel does act decently to Israeli Arabs, who have lived there in peace since 1948, but it’s not really equality.
    America does not control most Moslem areas.
    Oh, one thing I agree with. Surrounding countries don’t want the Palestinians on their territory. They ran out of their own country and joined the enemy, in 1948, abandoning their houses in the certainty the massively stronger Arab forces would soon get them a better one when thy had “pushed Israel into the sea”.