What the National Party needs – NOW

Recently, minutes of a National Party board meeting were leaked to the media.

It would appear that the minutes in question were stolen from the letterbox of one of the board members. Clearly there are risks with paper based board minutes that need to be resolved.

However – there is a solution to this problem, and it involves New Zealand technology which has delivered a great Kiwi business success story – Diligent Boardbooks.

Senior NZ businessman Mark Weldon has just joined the board of Diligent as well, he’s allegedly a friend of John Key so maybe he can arrange a discount.

If Greg Hamilton, National Party GM is reading this blog, I encourage him to pick up the phone and call Diligent Boardbooks right now, and ask how an iPad based board book solution can solve his security issues overnight.


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  • Le Sphincter

    I have a cheaper idea. A padlock on the letterbox !
    Its surprising these people dont have PO boxes as well

  • AngryTory

    Come on Whale. What the Nats need now is the guts to do what needs to be done and to explain why it must be done.

    How hard is it to:
     * replace Employment Relationships Act with an Employer’s Rights Act.
     * terminate spending on benefits
     * full privatise & sell all assets overseas
     * privatise and schools & hospitals overseas
     * terminate ACC, EQC, WFF
     * admit Christchurch is chronically underinsured and as a result, cannot be rebuilt; and cancel all Chch insurance constructs
     * terminate the minimum wage and other restrictive employment legislation
     * outlaw unions and their political wings

    If you ask John Key or Stephen Joyce, one-on-one, off-the-record, the happily admit this is what must be done for NZ.   

    But they have done nothing and will continue to do nothing.

    • Apolonia

       You forgot, getting rid of the ETS and repealing the anti-smacking law.

  • Phar Lap

    Seems the dirty tricks brigade the Lie-bour  losers are still rifling through John Key’s rubbish bins,or in this case Letterboxes.Thought all that disappeared when the fat man Williams retired from the front line.Last i heard about him was when he went to Melbourne to check out a few media files ,so he could manufacture a lie against our wonderful PM John Key.Johnnie is still here ,maybe Williams is working incognito.

  • Peter Wilson

    I suspect either we’re all a little naive here for beleiving this story, or the Nats are incompetent for posting out sensitive material

  • Nick K

    What’s wrong with GoogleDocs?