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Oh dear, the ma’ams in charge at Dio are going to be livid.

A designer at DDB was tasked with an internal job for the CEO of DDB, Marty O’Halloran. It was a 40 page booklet for his 15 year old daughters school (Diocesan School for Girls) about their yachting club, half way through the job the designer got pissed off (with the job and Marty) so decided to draw and huge, great big cock & balls on his daughters crotch.

The designer sent it off to print without changing the picture back to the original, the printers produced hundreds of copies, sent them to the school, who’ve proceeded to hand them out to every child & parent. Complete with a huge cock on the CEO’s 15 year old daughter. To add to the disaster one of the parents of a girl in the picture is the CEO of ANZ!

Needless to say Dio have been fielded an extraordinary number of complaints from parents and the designer in question is rumored to have been issued a D.C.M.


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  • Guest

    This is brilliant! Thank you for bringing pearls of joy like this into our lives!

  • Blokeintakapuna

    haha – if they were a 60 y/o manual worker, maybe they can retire now?

  • abjv

    Think it should be a D.C.T.  Monday is a pubic holiday.

    • Bcwhitehead

      They probably wouldn’t to pay them for a holiday..

    • Guest

      Pubic – the perfect word for the above situation! My sides, they hurt!

  • Brian Smaller

    It must ‘ave been the printers wot dun it.  Honest guv’nor.

  • NotLen

    And their sailing team isn’t all that great either.

  • ConwayCaptain


    Had to deliver somethinmg there on a Monday moring at 0845 and it was like a 4/4 rally with all drivers either in Lycra or Twin set and Pearls

  • Angrywasp

    When jokes go wrong, I almost had a similar situation with a certain stadium pitch. a certain major banks horse logo. and a televised international cricket game…

  • Le Sphincter

    This will be in the Herald on Sunday !

  • Le Sphincter

    Will there be a big interest among the ‘gals’ about the yachting club ?

  • Greg M

    Many years ago an apprentice printer did the same to the Auckland yellow pages, I wonder if it’s the same guy ?

  • Agent BallSack

    In this case DCM means Dick Cartoon Medal.

    • TravisPoulson

      or: Drew Crude Member, Don’t Care Much.

    • MarcWills

      Looks like a ‘Wanted’ poster for you ABS.

      • Agent BallSack

        They seek him here, they seek him there….. -)

  • whalewatcher

    brilliant. worth getting fired over…

    she’s a well-hung Dio girl.

  • Gazzaw

    It’s bloody hilarious but maybe just a touch of ‘tall poppyism’? These very same 4×4 driving parents clad in twin sets & pearls are the very same parents who pay for 100% of their kids education & on top of that pay 15% GST on $20k of annual fees into the consolidated fund. That 15% is three times the government subsidy given to private schools.

    Can’t help wondering if it would have been quite so hilarious if it had been the netball team at a South Auckland state high school.

    • Le Sphincter

      What subsidy ? Dio doesnt get a subsidy ?

      Since when did the numbers of your children count  for your ‘share’ of the education spending.
       If they go to university they certainly will  get  a bigger share than 80% of the parents

      • WayneO

        Dio do get a subsidy.

      • Gazzaw

        Private schools get a portion of their costs covered by the state – 5% I think.

        I don’t understand what you are getting at on the remainder of your post. Fact is that private school kids are educated at no cost to the state. There are no private unis in NZ.

  • Greg

    Yeah, brilliant. Think it says more about the so called designer than any thing else.How old is he?13?

    • Gazzaw

      You’re being generous Greg. Obviously the designer did not have a private school education & probably a member of the labour party to boot.

  • hMMMMM

    Shitballs! Do not let Rebecca Blomfield see that cock, it is one she has not sucked in sucking enough cocks to make a hand rail for the Great Wall of China.

  • It might be useful to note that my niece goes to Dio as does the daughter of a good friend…this story has been in the wild since Tuesday…

  • Pukakidon

    I feel sorry for the wee girl with the red hat on.   The ball sack is pushing her head down.  It must be very heavy