Don’t you just love it when bigots brainwash their kids

Boing Boing

In a video made viral by our pals at Dangerous Minds, a child sings:

“I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong / I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong / Ain’t no homos going to make it to heaven.”

Then, a crowd of adults cheers and gives a standing ovation.


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  • Alloytoo

    Child abuse.

  • Bunswalla

    This is absolutely disgusting to watch. Imagine supposedly intelligent adults telling their children there’s such a thing as heaven and hell.

  • nellie

    From the headline I thought this was going to be about teachers getting pupils to write ‘please don’t sack my woodwork teacher’ letters….

  • Razorlips81

    I remain a happy bigot having told my children the truth then. There are cancers in our society and gays are one of them. Time will tell.

    • Riskit

      I think we just watched one of the cancers in our society. That is waaay sicker than two adults of the same sex making it.

    • Polishpride

      Which Part Razor, did you tell them about the invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do……. or the part about the talking snake?

      • Mully

         Bearded Sky Pixie…

  • Fucking disgusting. This is why I am both an atheist and a liberal.

    • davewin

       And thank God you’re both. We don’t need all the silly muppets in our Church.

  • More souls fall into Hell because of sins of the flesh, like snowflakes, than any other sin.

    However, one’s orientation does not automatically consign one to Hell; it’s what you do with your orientation that counts.  If you are a profligate masturbater and do not repent before you die, then you are in more trouble than a person with same-sex attraction who has had hundreds of partners and sees the light and asks for forgiveness from God.

    Sins of the flesh are grave matter and therefore have to be treated with the utmost seriousness.

    • Hell with a few of the kinky condemned sounds much more fun than Heaven, full of pious judgemental souls.

    • Stevo


       Who told you this and why haven’t they been in touch with me?

      • TravisPoulson

        Relax Stevo, the evil woman just wants you to masturbate with a guilty conscience, don’t fall for it!!!

      • Stevo

        Thanks for that TP,
        I was thinking Lucia was quite a sexy name, give me a miunite or too!

      • Stevo

        Sorry my bad spelling..minute and two!

    • Mully

       “Profligate masturbater”??

    • Rodger T

      The christian death cult loves this stuff ,they get off on misery and sin.

      With the churches obsession with sex ,it looks like all those priests will be first in line at the downunder barbeque.

      LooooL, seriously Lucia? Got proof or should we just take your word for it?

    • TravisPoulson

      I call nonsense on your claim Lucia, unless you can cough up some proof. Actually what am I saying, I don’t take it seriously, it was good for a laugh ;-)

    • La la land

      Hahaha – halerious – especially the part about masterbating…. Who knew????

      • Rodger T

        The Pythons were right, every sperm IS sacred.