Has Shane Jones skipped the country for Sweden?

? The Local

It could be that Shane Jones has skipped the country:

Irate neighbours upset by the high-volume moans of a noisy masturbator in southern Sweden won’t get any help from local public authorities to help rub out the problem.

The screaming orgasms that came when the man pleasured himself really rubbed his neighbours the wrong way, prompting them to file a complaint against the man last August.

“He moans louder than an animal… I can feel how it affects my state of mind,” one neighbour wrote in the complaint.

In their filing with the?Malm??environmental administration (Milj?f?rvaltningen), the neighbours not only brought up the man’s disturbing masturbatory noises, but also took issue with his habit of watching television at exceeding high volumes.

But demands that something be done to rectify the matter fell on deaf ears.

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