Random Impertinent Questions

Who is Chris Eglinton?

Who is Chris Glen?

Who is Chris Egerton?

Will they meet sometime soon?

Will it be at a political party meeting?

Or in a tent illegally pitched somewhere?

What political party does he REALLY support?

And did he seek National’s permission to use its logo?

Why are they/he creating fake astroturf events?

Answers on the back of a postcard and post into a shitty doss house in Parnell somewhere.