This explains a lot


It seems it is not just Penguins that are depraved perverts when it comes to sex:

When they pair off with mating partners, often one or several drakes end up “left out”. This group sometimes targets an isolated female duck, even one of a different species, and proceeds to chase and peck at her until she weakens, at which point the males take turns copulating with the female. Lebret (1961) calls this behaviour “Attempted Rape Flight” and Cramp & Simmons (1977) speak of “rape-intent flights”. Male Mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way. In one documented case of “homosexual necrophilia”, a male Mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window.


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  • Mallards aye, even give you one when you’re dead!

    • Dumrse

      It hit a glass door so it was probably still warm and moving.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    Fuck a duck…. charity begins at home!

  • grumpy

    We should just let them get married………………..

  • Richard McGrath

    Joseph Hatch had the right idea with penguins. Over thirty years he boiled up about two million of them and turned them into oil.  

    • Richard McGrath

      Here’s a picture of the vats he used to chuck them into surrounded by penguins just lining up for the slaughter. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • Oh no Cameron – tell me you’re not going to keep searching – years ago when I subscribed to Playboy magazine they used to have a tiny column on weird facts about animal sexual behaviour – sorry don’t still have them around to give to you…

    Try this

  • Sooty

    Yep!! Sounds like Trev, to a T.

  • Ford

    i thought there was something funny about trevor

  • WayneO

    Haha. Mallard. No new news here.

    • TravisPoulson

      Robertson better watch his back, otherwise there might be a Mallard on it. If he ever feels a beak yanking the hair on the back of his head, its too late.