Best Front Page Ever

I blogged earlier about this….this was the front page from the NT News:


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  • GregM

    Epic! He looks like a good bastard but I dunno if I’d want to get on the piss with him.

  • nasska

    Could be a couple of fries short of a happy meal.

  • Simo

    Doesnt live in Darwin by any chance?


    Murdoch moved to Darwin Jail? How will he survive?

  • SteveOves

    Wouldn’t be surprised if he was a stoker in the navy!

    • GregM

       Bet you two bucks he is !

      • Philonholiday

        Or a helicopter crewman!

      • le sphincter

        It didn’t burn my balls or my back,” the fitter and turner said. “Just my fingers and my arse. “It was a pretty loose one, hey

        the party could expect a $282 fine from NT Police for setting off fireworks outside of Territory Day 

  • Richard B.

    Not Snakes on a Plane, it’s Snakes and No Brains!!!!

  • Razorlips81

    Looks like he is having a beer with a politician.

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    Maybe he was gay and thought it was a double happy.

  • le sphincter

    Ahh les enfants terrrible !


    Looks like an Alf Stewart moment to me

  • A-random-reader

    The NT News is famous for it’s front pages. Here’s one of my favourites:

    Full story: