Best Minister for the Arts since Sir Les Patterson

Chris Finlayson confirms he is the best Minister for the Arts since Sir Les Patterson.

Yesterday there was some talk of the NZSO being told to stop bludging.

The Minister has told them to keep bludging on his watch, endearing him to the bludging arts community.

Know one thing, that when ever some liberal elite wanker sits there to watch state funded bludgers who are good with a violin play it is costs the taxpayers over $160 per seat for the privilege.

Perhaps when his time in parliament is finished he can follow Sir Les’ footsteps and go to the UN.


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  • Magoo

    Without classical music there would be no Jon Lord. No Jon Lord, no Deep Purple & no Whitesnake. The problem with the NZSO is they keep playing boring music. Mozart, Bartok & Shostakovich symphonies sell, not boring Beethoven or some other thrashed out romantic emo crap (it’s not really crap, just thrashed out). The Wagner’s worth a listen though.

    Now, back to Jon Lord who died on Monday 16th July (R.I.P.):