Colin Craig – I’m not gay but could be if I wanted to

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Colin Craig uses the bi-sexual married man defence to suggest that being gay is a lifestyle choice. For those who don’t know this defence it works kind of like this. Your missus goes to bed and you get down with your best mate, and the missus comes and catches your mate gobbling you off. Your witty response to save the day is “I’m not gay but the guy who was sucking my cock is“…and that is what Colin Craig said to TV3 in a round about way.

He was so sure that homosexuality was a choice, he bet his own sexuality on it.

“Do you think you could choose to be gay if that is the case?,” he was asked.

“Sure. Sure I could,” he responded.

“You could choose to be gay?,” he was asked again.

“Yea, if I wanted to,’ he replied.

I want to know why the journalist didn’t ask just one more question…”Would you enjoy it?

There is no way on this earth that I would even entertain saying what Colin Craig said…ain’t no way I’m ever going to enjoy being a cocksmoker…or even think about it as a choice. But whatever spins your wheels…that ain’t it for me…but it appears that Colin is willing to give it a crack.


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