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  • Scanner

    That bitch needs some personal grooming and a bra.

  • Troy

    The latest in Wonder Woman fashion.

  • Muddwiggle

    You put me off my breakfast!

    • Symgardiner

      Yip. Instant diet material. And almost made me lose last night’s dinner as well.

  • Chris

    Pacific Power Ranger

  • whalewatcher

    that picture say it all about Len Brown, really, doesn’t it

    he is a very confused man, not fit to own a train set let alone run a major city

    He will bankrupt Auckland with his foolish antics

    • le sphincter

      Rt Hon John Key

      Member for Helensville, National Party

      Honours/decorationsSamoan chiefly title of To’osavali bestowed by the village of Poutasi, Samoa, 2009http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/MPP/MPs/MPs/2/a/0/50MP78101-Key-John.htm 

      • le sphincter

        For the hair splitters who have to wipe the egg off their face

      • Hagar

        yeah, but no dopey photo

      • le sphincter

        What cabbage boat did you come on ?

        The photos were worse, mincing on the catwalk ? Dancing with drag queens ?

      • Pukakidon

         Funny comments below calling someone a racist when you sit their using discriminatory language against Homosexuals.   Stink hole you have once again shown the hypocrisy of the Liarbour sycophant.

  • In Vino Veritas

    Nice frock. A decent pair of heels would have made the outfit though…..

    • le sphincter

      Racist and culturally offensive

      • In Vino Veritas

        oooh, la de flamin’ da Spink. Too many people are too thin skinned these days. Get a life.

  • Greg the fed up tax payer.

    I knew the left was weird and this just confirms it.

  • tarkwin

    He forgot the bra.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    The emporer’s new clothes?

    • le sphincter

      No, just another 50,000 votes.
      Manifique !

      • Joe Bloggs

        Hé vous, chatte – if you’re going to posture en français, then the least you could do is spell correctly – ce n’est pas manifique, c’est magnifique

  • DavidW

    Your ratepayer’s dollars hard at work

  • Worried

    God help us all !!!

  • Head Line

    ‘Aussie V8 Promoters threaten to release photo if ten million deal not signed’

  • Jimmie

    I notice the use of the traditional island footwear….

    • ConwayCaptain

      Known at sea as Samoan safety boots

    • Ford

      made in china

  • Salacious T Crumb

    Damn, those fa’afafine get uglier every year

    • Phil Macracken

      MATE, you’re right,  I woudn’t root that with yours

  • Lion_ess

    His PR handler must have been having a nap

  • Guest

    Helen at the UN beauty pageant?

  • Steve and Monique

    Missing two coconut shells for a bra. Fafafini all the way

  • Mrbadger


    • Lion_ess

      I think those four letters probably say it best

  • Pukakidon

    Typical Auckland MetroSexual.

  • TravisPoulson

    Anyone remember his embarrassing speech pre-opening to the RWC? “AUCKLAAAAND IS THE THE HOUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!” 

    What an utter dickhead. One of those guys whose kids say “dad can you drop us here? we’ll walk the last 3 blocks to school.”

    • TravisPoulson

      I even know pinko’s who think he’s a dick, so there you go. 

  • Phar Lap

    J A F A