A correspondent has just snapped these photos of the rare Heathrow Seat Hippo. Dr. Cat Pause will no doubt have an orgasm over such a behemoth rolling through Heathrow Airport.
Literally taking up 6 seats. Maybe 7. I think her back fat rolls have sucked one seat up.
Hopefully Matt’s cellmate has hooks as meaty as these…it will keep him warm at night.
It has multiple stomachs and frequently rolls over. Some chair arms hidden under that mass
One chair arm has just been released back into the wild after being trapped for god knows how long, I suspect there are more being held captive though.
Seriously though…people like that traveling should be charged excess baggage for their own bodies.
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