Gisborne still Clap Capital

The latest STI report is out and Gisborne is still where it is at if you want a good dose of the clap:

For both Chlamydia and Gonorrhea Gisborne is still the stand out city.

Their rate of infection for Chlamydia is 367 per 100,000 population followed closely by the areas covered by the Lakes DHB with 350 per 100,000 population.

For Gonorrhoea, Gisborne is still tops with an infection rate of 114 per 100,000 population and the nearest rival is Hawkes Bay at just 44 per 100,000 population.

Hamilton has fallen way off the pace these days.


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  • Grizz30

    I think it is time for a campaign to get Hamilton rooting again. A Gonnococcus rate at one tenth that of Gisborne makes Hamiltonians look fairly quiet in the sack.