How to polish your shaft

Boing Boing

This guy is in trouble. I just bet he is against marriage equality:

Jack Schaap was the pastor at the largest church in Indiana until he was fired last week for having sex with a 17-year-old congregant (the FBI is looking into it). Here he is in 2010 at a youth conference showing the audience how to properly polish a staff. (Via CN)


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  • Rodger T

    Batshit crazy,even his ‘trusted men” don`t have clue what he`s on about, tho` so long as the rubes keep the cash rolling in,they don`t have to.

  • Andrewo

    Ah religion! 

    You can’t fool all the people all the time but you can fool enough to make a buck

  • Cows4me

    He’s not related to shane Jones is he?

  • toby_toby

    What the… I don’t even…

    I guess the institution of marriage turned out not to be any help to him.

  • Mary

    Brian Tamaki’s just as dangerous.

    • Travis Poulson

      What does he polish?