The 100 best movie threats ever

This has plenty of NSFW language, but they are the best movie threats of all time.

One of my favourites is at 4:09 and Malcolm Tucker features at 5:29.


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  • Whafe

    Absolute gold… Best you tube have watched in a long time….

  • Liberty

    The winner

    Clint Eastwood

    “Go ahead make my day”

    • jabba

      many goodies here but I agree .. they should have played the full threat though

  • In Vino Veritas

    I’m a fan of “I will find you, and I will kill you”.

  • CJA

    Samuel L Jackson 6.57 for me.

    • In Vino Veritas

      Say what?

      • CJA

        I dare you.

  • Bunswalla

    7.53 is pure gold – “now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!”

  • Chris

    I like this one too.

  • Vlad

    Good, but if you are really into great pay-back movies, you MUST see One-Eyed Jacks (1961), the only movie directed by Marlon Brando – after Stanley Kubrick was fired. It is filled with cool threats & payback, perhaps the best between Brando and Sam Gilman (who plays Harvey Johnston in the movie). Watch it, one of the best Westerns ever made.

    • Vlad

      And I post this knowing you lot know your politics, but believe me I know my movies. Rent or buy and enjoy.

  • coelacanth

    That was fun. I’d nominate the Lebanese character in ‘The Castle’. “I have friend too – he come to your house and put bomb under your car and blow you to phucking sky!”. And the Afro-nutter threatening Nick the Greek in ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels’. Can’t get better than Malcolm Tucker for quality swearing tho’.

  • 2ndAmendment

    I will marshall all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide

    And what’s a better explanation for Mallard than Tucker’s Law:

    If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt’s a cunt.