Who on earth is this?


Andrea Vance poses an interesting question:

Wicked Whisper: Which MP, not best-known for his charm, is suspected of having two women on the go?


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  • Dr Wang

    Has to be Trev.

  • Scanner

    It’s Trev, one is called left hand and the other right hand,

  • Phar Lap

     I give up.Parekura Horomia???plus Off course substitute Grant Robertson.

  • Phar Lap

    Could be Shearer ,plus his two girl friends.Chauvel and Hughes from Haitaitai fame.

  • Joe Bloggs

    Trev’s a dead cert – but I don’t think even his hands count as women Scanner… 

    soooo…. Curren and Fenton???

    • Scanner

      You win with that one Joe, what a horrible thought I think I should stop now before I chunder up lunch.
      Rest assured whoever it is will be noting up big on the taxpayers chit, the arsehole.

  • SadSateofAffairs

    What about that MP with that double barreled name from P. North? He’s a keen rooter

  • Neil

    Gee this is unusual – there’s so many of them to choose from – the only interesting thing is someone found out….!! My issue is do the women know about the other…?

  • Bea

    I hate these gutless anonymous bits of gossip the media think are so clever. Name the person or shut up, Andrea. No wonder we think journalists are untrustworthy when they indulge in this sort of trash.

    • Neil

      THey’re stuck to get interest in anything at present – nothing like a bit of sexual intrigue to stimulate the masses Eh?   WTF….

  • Blokeintakapuna

    Is it Auntie Comrad Helen from the New York office?

  • Steve and Monique

    Most likely Trev,the serial rooter.But maybe Jacinda has got her groove on.

    • Gazzaw

      Has to be Trev by process of elimination after you take out the the women, the gays & the incapable. There’s no counting for taste. Wonder where he gets his viagra? Probably a contra for free concert tickets.

    • Pukakidon

       There are not many males in the Labour that swing towards the female.   Must be the Duck.

  • Gravedodger

    Timing is good Andrea, Jumps week here in Canterbury, Hurdles on Wednesday with Steeples on Saturday 11th.
    Hope they all avoid the water and clear Cutts Brush.

  • Guest

    Well, you can be sure he’s now losing his hair thanks to these allegations.

  • GregM

    FFS you lot, I’m trying to eat a pie for smoko.

    • johnbronkhorst

      put fur on it and you will know where trevor has been!!

      • Blokeintakapuna

        He’d have to drop the pie first! haha

        Yep – these things are supposed to look as invitingly as a mouses ear – like a velvet vice even – not like John Wayne’s saddle bags!

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  • rolla

    What’s Winston been upto lately?

    • Gazzaw

      No way would Winston risk upsetting his meal ticket.

  • old fart

    Good luck to whom ever it is….jeeze I would be happy to have 1 on the go never mind 2.

    I have to have a weeks rest between roots at my age.

  • Bucko

    Is iPredict taking odds?
    Has to be Trev!!

  • Guest

    Shhh, it’s Tau and it’s *suppossed* to be a secret.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    What’s the bet it’s Jamie Lee Ross – whose been getting to all the tasty before Trademe Trev – leaving Trev only able to choose from the Labour party/union females – and now really envious and jealous for another reason – hence the little tanty at question time demonstrating his onsetting of dimentia.

  • GregM

    I hope whoever it is, is paying Penal rates for the after hours work.

  • MrV

    YUCK, leave these topics to the Wainuiomata weekly … who cares!