A winning strategy

A car wash in Malaysia has cottoned onto a winning strategy….though perhaps they should have tried this in Las Vegas. Perhaps Air New Zealand should try this to “realign” their Air Points scheme:

Malaysian police have shut down a car wash that was offering regular customers free sex after every ninth car wash.

Malaysian newspaper The Malay Mail reports the car wash in the Kuala Lumpur suburb of Sunway Mentari had been open for three months and had formed a partnership with a local massage parlour, enabling customers to redeem free sex from the brothel as part of a customer loyalty scheme.

The Mail reports that police stormed the parlour and found several stamped loyalty cards that had been used by customers to cash-in on the car wash deal.

Malaysian officer Emmi Shah Fadhil told The Malay Mail that the bust was unexpected.

“It was supposed to be just another routine operation,” Emmi Shah told the paper. The police squad that raided the massage parlour were told of the deal during the raid, and they found five customers taking advantage of the offer.

“To get the extra ‘offer’, customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period,” Emmi Shah says. “The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex.”


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  • cows4me

    Bet the cars in Malaysia are clean and fleet managers have a smile on their faces.

  • tarkwin

    They should get one in Whangarei. I’d have the cleanest car around, charged to the company of course.


      I can just see you straddled by a big wahine

  • Gazzaw

    Shampoo, shine & shag?


    Imagine what sort of Sheila would fuck you if you went to Ridges Car Fe!!!!

  • Greg

    I don’t know. It seems like a pretty good promotion. Maybe if they got the local police to get their cars washed there too they wouldn’t have been raided.
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