No Wonder He Had To Leave Hong Kong




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  • Guest

    What an asshole

    • blazer

      tut.tut …envy,jealousy are not virtues.

      • guest

        Who would be envious or jealous of his ability to shout at people through a megaphone?

        • MrV


  • Zephyr Cobalt

    I laughed and laughed. It is such a treat to see someone having some fun amongst the daily drivel of politics, power trips, and put downs.

    • Euan.Rt

      Your comment is like someone burning your house down and me saying it was really funny. If that is the sort of thing Dot Com thinks is funny, then he needs to accept that the police raid on his house was even more hilarious; but I don’t see him laughing about that.

      • Travis Poulson

        If the lead cop had a megaphone and shouted “RAAAAH” when they busted his safe room door down it would have been ok.

        • pukakidon

          Yes it must have been hilarious watching him panic and fear for his life in his little skulking room when the police raided his house. I wonder if he will put that on the internet so we can all laugh at him.

    • kowtow

      Yeah ,having fun at other people’s expense is hilarious,not. What a tosser, he’s lucky he’s so big,fat and white and those HK Chinese he importuned were so polite that he didn’t get his shit kicked in.

      • Anon

        Imagine him doing that in the wrong part of Queen St late at night. No wonder he has bodyguards.

    • pukakidon

      Childish more like it. What an idiot bullying Asians who he knows would be too polite to give him a arse kicking. His mates the Liarbour party must think he is great acting like a complete arse

  • Travis Poulson

    I think he’s a pest and should have never been let in the country to start with, but the dude that walked into the door was funny. Reminded me of this:

  • logical

    Looks like a brainless pig to me.
    Why doesnt he voluntarily go and face the charges in USA instead of cluttering up our justice system with his grotesque carcass ?

  • Ronnie Chow

    Dotcom is actually quite childish . Some of those amongst us cannot resist the aura of money , and make fools of themselves . An actor he is not . But he is smart , and may be awkwardly trying to endear himself to the NZ public .

  • Guest

    Haha, so Augustus DotGloop likes to surprise people, but doesn’t like it much when the police surprise him!

  • Zephyr Cobalt

    Ho ho to all this negativity. I’m guessing Dot Com’s hi jinxes were inspired by the Japanese TV programme where the host actually goes into the street and does the same thing. The TV programme has high ratings. I guess that some whale oil trolls do not enjoy a different style of humour. Maybe I missed the joke and troll humour is about bitching and moaning and groaning and put downs. Bring on some fun, enjoyment and positivity.

    • Guest

      You mean he was breaching someone’s copyright? Now that’s a surprise.

    • Travis Poulson

      Yelling in someones face with a megaphone, how hilarious. Simple things amuse simple minds I guess.

    • pukakidon

      @ Zephyer
      you are probably right, I hear that Dot Crim is used to stealing other peoples Intellectual property. Not only does he steal digital property but also ideas from Japanese television.

  • So how is that funny? I imagine it would leave your ears ringing!