She should pack a .38 Special

Jacinda Ardern is focussing on the things that matter to Kiwi voters…like what to pack when travelling overseas.

She should pack a .38 Special. A .38 Special is very handy in a tight spot, and the perfect thing to pack for a lady.


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  • Neil

    It’s given me a nice mental image – but I don’t think she’d get far arriving in any country packin’ a .38.

  • cows4me

    Think Jacinda is pretty safe WO. Time the rapist had a lecture on the benefits of communism/socialism they would be running for the hills.

  • Ronnie Chow

    Funny , the article was titled “What She Packs” , but only mentioned headphones and a book . Outstanding reporting .

  • kehua

    With fangs like that, she don`t need no gun.