I can barely play table tennis, even with the aid of a crutch, much less play shots like this:


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  • Bill Barnsley

    With your arms you would probably qualify for the paralympics. They would have to tape the bat to that freakishly large head of yours.

  • Troy

    Fine, all the better to smash you around a bit for that type of comment. Fuckwit.