I can barely play table tennis, even with the aid of a crutch, much less play shots like this:


THANK YOU for being a subscriber. Because of you Whaleoil is going from strength to strength. It is a little known fact that Whaleoil subscribers are better in bed, good looking and highly intelligent. Sometimes all at once! Please Click Here Now to subscribe to an ad-free Whaleoil.

  • Bill Barnsley

    With your arms you would probably qualify for the paralympics. They would have to tape the bat to that freakishly large head of yours.

  • Troy

    Fine, all the better to smash you around a bit for that type of comment. Fuckwit.