Clarkson is right

Jeremy Clarkson reckons that Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter bastards. He is dead right, they are:

Jeremy Clarkson branded Britain a nation of ‘utter b*****ds’ after Twitter trolls mocked him over the death of his dog.

Jeremy Clarkson has never been known to hold his tongue, but now he has insulted everyone in Britain branding the whole country ‘complete and utter b*stards.’

Clarkson went on to say that Brits invented torture and slavery and sent the White Russians to be slaughtered by Stalin.

“Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it’s what 95 per cent of the country wants,” he said.

Writing in Top Gear magazine, Clarkson made the comments after claiming he was he was inundated with abuse and jokes when he Tweeted about the death of his black Labrador Whoopi.

Clarkson, wrote: “A few moments ago , my dog died, and, as an experiment, I announced the fact on Twitter.

“Now, everyone must have known that when a family pet is put down, the family in question is bound to be upset.

“So you’d expect a bit of sympathy. And, in America, that’s what you’d get.

“Not in Britain, though. Moments after I posted my Tweet, a man called Ryan Paisey asked: “How does she smell?”

Clarkson said another man had said the news was ‘kinda funny.’

Another Twitter user Phil May wanted to know if it was James May’s fault, and Tom Green said simply: “Good”.

Clarkson said within five minutes he had suffered a ‘tirade of abuse.’

He added: “Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter b*****ds. We are the country that invented the concentration camp, and international slavery.

“Hanging, drawing, quartering: that was us too. And who was it that sent the White Russians home to be slaughtered by Stalin? Yup. Us.

“Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it’s what 95 per cent of the country wants .

“Bankers, Estate Agents, Politicians, Journalists. Anyone in a suit is basically evil and must, after they’ve been sacked, go to prison.

“Anyone in a donkey jacket? They’re basically good and must have a plasma television immediately.”


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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