Not Trevor Mallard saying “Specifically”?

The most annoying sound in the world is not fingernails on a chalkboard…not by a long shot. I think this list is bullshit because the most annoying sound in the world is that f*cking rattle in the car that you can’t locate:

[W]hen a group of neuroscientists decided to test which sounds most upset the human brain, they discovered that fingernails on a chalkboard isn’t number one. It’s not even number two. As part of their research, published last week in the Journal of Neuroscience, they put 16 participants in an MRI machine, played them a range of 74 different sounds and asked them to rate which were most annoying. Their top ten most irritating sounds, with links to audio files for the worst five (although we can’t imagine why you’d want to listen):

1. A knife on a bottle
A knife on a bottle

2. A fork on a glass
A fork on a glass

3. Chalk on a blackboard
Chalk on a blackboard

4. A ruler on a bottle
A ruler on a bottle

5. Nails on a blackboard
Nails on a blackboard

6. A female scream
7. An anglegrinder (a power tool)
8. Squealing brakes on a bicycle
9. A baby crying
10. An electric drill

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