So still a virgin then?

I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Possibly the funniest thing written by a Herald reporter EVER.

The mere thought of someone injecting a foreign substance into my vagina makes my whole body seize up like a tin soldier, so I’m not really sure how women are braving ‘G-Shots’, but they are.

LA’s “latest lunchtime craze“, the G-Shot involves pumping filler into a woman’s (oft debated) G-Spot to increase its size, making orgasm easier to reach and more intense.

Or so say fans of the sexy jab, which lasts just four months and is performed using local anaesthetic. It also costs quite a lot of money: “Some people say [NZ $2,250] is kind of high for something that’s temporary,” says Dr David Matlock, the Beverly Hills physician who invented the shot. “But I say it’s a small price to pay for such a bundle of joy.”

The first paragraph suggest that the writer quite possibly is a dud root….or her boyfriends nickname is “Needle” or “Justin”.

It has obviously been a long time since had a proper “sexy jab”.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.